C249 Vulgar
C249 Vulgar
Jing Jing curled her lips. She didn't want to go at all, but there was no other way. It was better than staying in those farmhouses. There was also an important reason. If she left, she was worried that Wu Zewen would take the opportunity to escape.
However, the reason why she didn't keep an eye on him when he came to the hotel was because she had heard it while she was in the hospital. Zhang Li said that this was the only hotel in the town.
The two of them walked to Room 4022. Wu Zewen placed the room card on the door sensor, and with a beep, he opened the door and entered the room. The room was very tidy, with a large bed, television, air-conditioning, and a bedside table.
However, before this, Wu Shangwen choked up and forgot to take a piss when he was in the hospital, so the moment he entered the room, he started taking off his belt.
"What for?"
Jing Jing looked at him warily.
"Leader, I'm in a hurry. I need to go to the washroom."
Wu Zewen stood up and said.
The moment she heard that he was going to the toilet, Jing could not help but recall the scene in the small forest. The visual impact from such a lofty object was too great for her.
He immediately turned his head and a single word came out of his mouth, "Scram!"
However, Wu Zewen had already dived into the washroom. After a while, he came out.
Jing Jing was a little tired and frightened, so she prepared to take a shower to sleep.
After seeing Wu Zewen come out, she opened the bathroom door and walked in. She locked the door from the inside and then took off her clothes to take a bath.
As for Wu Zewen, he turned on the TV and started watching TV. This was still the capital city's territory, so he paid special attention to it. The Beijing Television Station had indeed seen reports of a series of car accidents on the highway leading from Beijing to Xifeng City, and at this moment, the highway had already been closed.
He checked a few other television stations. Other than the commercial, it was also an advertisement. Looking at the time, it was already 6 o'clock in the morning. At this time of the winter, the sky was completely dark.
Wu Zewen suddenly felt hungry, so he looked up the number of the front desk service from the guesthouse manual hanging from the bedside. He called and had the other party deliver two servings of dinner, each serving costed around one hundred yuan.
After all, this afternoon he was scared, and he felt very tired, both mentally and physically. He should eat something good to replenish his body, not to mention that winter was supposed to be a time to replenish his energy.
In less than half an hour, there was a knock on the door. Wu Zewen got up and opened it, and the hotel's waiter pushed a dining car in and placed the fragrant dishes on the bedside table. There were fried lobsters and chili seeds, and there were also two small porcelain jars with three words written on them.
This wall jumping was a famous dish, cooked with sea cucumbers, abalone, fish belly, radish balls, and hoof tendons. It began in the Dao Guang era with a delicious taste, both in and out of the world. At that time, there was a top scholar who took the top spot.
Hence the name Buddha jumping wall.
After the waiter arranged the dishes one by one, the bathroom door was opened. Jing Jing walked out, her body tightly wrapped in a towel.
When the waiter saw such a Heavenly Immortal beauty, he was surprised for a moment. Then, he gave Wu Shangwen a strange look and whispered into his ear, "Boss, I have a golden spear that can't be poured with oil. I'll protect your vitality and show off my manliness.
Obviously, this person was selling health care products to customers to earn some extra money.
Seeing that Wu Shangwen was not interested, he continued: "And there's also the love flyblown water, let's rub some on that one of yours, hehe …" It's definitely even more powerful than taking medicine. There's even a need to waste an entire night for the effects of the medicine. "
The waiter said it in a melodious tone. Needless to say, he must have used it before.
Wu Zewen didn't say anything and only looked at the waiter sympathetically, causing the waiter to feel a little depressed. He thought that the waiter wasn't interested in what he had to say, so he slapped his forehead and said: "I know, you like to use props, then do this one. If you shake a lot, then it'll make women …"
Before he could finish his words, he suddenly felt something strange behind him. He turned around and saw the goddess-like beauty raising a chair and glaring at him, preparing to smash him into the ground. The waiter fell to the ground in fright and ran away as soon as he got up.
"Despicable!"
Jing Jing closed the door with a bang. Her loud voice made the wall tremble.
Wu Zewen let out a sigh of relief. Luckily, he didn't continue the conversation, otherwise, he would have been the one suffering.
"Come and eat together."
Wu Zewen called out.
Jing Jing was indeed hungry, so she picked up a chair and sat down. She first drank a bowl of seaweed egg soup, then began to scoop up the food from the wall. Soon, she finished eating all the food in this small porcelain jar.
"Thank you for saving me today."
Jing Jing peeled off the lobster shell and placed a large piece of fresh meat in front of Wu Shangwen. The latter thought this was a dream, and in his memory, this was the first time the other party spoke to him in all seriousness.
For a moment, Wu Shangwen didn't know what to say, so he smiled and said: "It's nothing, there's no need to be so polite."
"However, don't think that I won't kill you just like that. I advise you not to run away. You should live the rest of your life properly."
It was obvious that the other party thought that Wu Shangwen was running away.
Wu Shangwen shrugged his shoulders. When he was just the opposite party, he had never thought of letting him go. If that was the case, then he wouldn't have saved him. He immediately smiled and said: "I don't want to run away; I'm just going to the Phoenix Perch City to settle some matters."
Jing Jing nodded and didn't say anything else. She turned around and left. The bed rested, and in her heart, she couldn't help but think of the rules of the Redbud clan.
However, she soon rejected that idea because it was simply impossible.
Wu Zewen also quickly finished his meal. He cleaned up the leftover food and threw it into the trash can. This time, he didn't dare to call the waiter.
After cleaning up, Wu Shangwen also felt a bit tired, so he opened the bathroom door and began to take a bath. After taking a shower, he slept on the sofa as he didn't have the courage to sleep with this female tyrannosaur.
However, when they saw the other party sleeping soundly, there was also a hint of enticement in his expression. A person's small mouth, as well as the white and clean arm that was stretched out from under the blanket made Wu Shangwen naturally think of the scene that happened today when he was acupuncture his opponent.
Looking back on it now made his mouth go dry.
As he thought about it, Wu Shangwen fell into a deep sleep, sleeping all the way until the next morning.
After waking up in the early morning, Jing Jing felt that her body had fully recovered. If she was a normal person, she would need at least four to five days to recover.
However, after waking up, she found that the sofa was empty and that Wu Shangwen was gone. If it was the beginning, she would definitely chase after him angrily.
However, she didn't move this time. She didn't know why she was doing this. Perhaps it was because this guy saved her life.
Just as she finished thinking, she heard a cracking sound as the door to the room opened. She saw Wu Shangwen walking in, carrying two bags of soy milk and a square bag of glistening yellow fried dough sticks.
Upon entering, Wu Zewen immediately said, "You must be hungry, right? I just bought some youtiao bean juice. Come here and eat. Look at the fried youtiao. It's crispy and crispy, just nice to eat with the soy milk."
After hearing what he said, Jing Jing felt a little hungry, she didn't expect this man to be so meticulous.
As Jing Jing Jing thought of this, she got up and washed up in her nightgown, listening to the sound of water splashing in the washroom when she woke up in the morning. Wu Zewen sat at the table preparing breakfast, no matter how one looked at it, it felt like the couple was living together.
After a while, Jing Jing came out from the bathroom and sat in front of Wu Shangwen. She used her chopsticks to pick up a fried dough stick and put it in her mouth. She didn't know how long it had been since she had eaten such a genuine breakfast.
He used to get up in the morning in a hurry, heat up a packet of milk, and then eat it with a piece of bread before going to work.
"Not bad, right?"
Wu Shangwen asked.
Jing Jing Jing nodded and didn't say anything, but Wu Chonglou already understood what she meant.
Seeing the other party happily eating, Wu Zewen also started to eat the youtiao. After eating the youtiao, he peeled another Herbal Tea Egg. In real life, many people liked to eat Herbal Tea Eggs, and Wu Zewen and Jing Jing were no exception.
During the whole process, Jing Jing ate happily because she hadn't had such a proper breakfast for a long time.
Seeing the other party's unsatisfied look, a thought suddenly flashed through his mind, "Hey, I just remembered a joke, I'll tell it to you."
Seeing that Jing Jing didn't object, he knew that she was listening.
He heard Wu Shangwen say, "It's said that a young couple has been married for a few months, and the scrawny wife gradually gained weight. The wife said to her husband, 'Darling, thank you for taking care of me.'" The husband nodded and said, 'Well, how is it? Wu Shangwen said complacently.
When he raised his head, he found Jing Jing looking at him with a pair of angry eyes. He knew Jing Jing had misunderstood, so he hurriedly said, "That means …" A husband is an animal, oh, no, no, an animal... "In short, it's just a joke, a joke. Don't take it seriously …"
The more he explained, the more confused he became. He even regretted making a joke out of himself. Seeing Jing Jing's gradually angering face, he tactfully shut his mouth.
"What a boring time! I feel that you are a special kind of vulgar, really, vulgar beyond compare! "
Jing Jing shook her head and said helplessly.
Wu Zewen clapped his hands and said, "You're right. I'm a mortal after all. I can't be vulgar, or else I wouldn't know how to raise animals."
However, the moment Wu Shangwen finished speaking, he felt as though he had said something wrong and hurriedly shut his mouth.
"You're courting death!" It's sad that someone like you can come to the world. "
Jing Jing shook her head and said with a pained expression. She had never said this much before, the reason why she tripped up with Wu Shangwen was because she didn't want to see him act so petty.
"Isn't that why I came to this world to save you?"
"I hate men like that the most." In short, I will kill you with my own hands.
Jing Jing Jing rolled her eyes at him.
Wu Shangwen shrugged carelessly, meaning that he was ready at any time.