My Gorgeous Fiancee

C36 Country Bumpkin



C36 Country Bumpkin

The nearby baby Fan wanted to stop Wu Zewen, but Wu Zewen was still angry, like nine oxen, unable to do so.    

    

"Opinion? I don't have any objections to you guys, I'm going to the Consumer Association to sue you for cheating our customers! "    

    

When the manager heard this, he became even more worried. He didn't know how he offended this customer, so he asked carefully.    

    

"Sir, if we have offended you or said that we have done something improper, please forgive us, please forgive us!"    

    

"Forgive my ass!" You dare to even give laozi cat poop, what else don't you dare? If this wasn't a scam, then what was it? If you don't give me an explanation today, I'll fight you guys to the death! "    

    

Ever since he had been scolded by Manager Zhao this morning, he had been filled with anger. Now that he had finally found an outlet, he had to properly vent out the anger in his heart.    

    

After three seconds of silence, the entire hall burst into laughter.    

    

Some people laughed until their tears came out, while others only laughed while slapping the table.    

    

"Hahahaha …" "This is too shocking, there's really so many people here …"    

    

"This, this, where did this bumpkin come from? I've been completely defeated by him." I really don't know why that pretty girlfriend of his would fall for him. "    

    

Wu Shangwen looked at the people around him with a baffled expression. He was completely confused, but he felt a faint sense of unease in his heart.    

    

The manager was confused. He finally understood what was going on. It seemed like this person was a leopard from the countryside, because the other party seemed like he was here to cause trouble. Otherwise, he wouldn't have brought his girlfriend here.    

    

He immediately straightened his back and wiped away his previous humble attitude, saying with an unfriendly tone: "Bro, if you have nothing to do after eating your fill and want to find a place to have fun, I'll tell you a place where you can take a left turn and go to a mental hospital. "Bye!"    

    

With that, the manager left with a cold expression. If it weren't for the fact that the other party had already consumed four cups of cat poop coffee, he would have already had someone chase him away.    

    

"No, what do you mean?"    

    

Wu Shangwen asked loudly, baffled.    

    

The nearby baby Fan couldn't wait to find a hole and hide in it. He quickly dragged Wu Shangwen and ran out of the Star Island Coffee Shop in a sorry state.    

    

On the street.    

    

Baby Fan slapped the air in front of him as he panted, "I really admire you, old man!"    

    

"No, what kind of cat piss coffee did he give us?"    

    

"It's not cat urine coffee, it's cat shit coffee! It's also called Muscat Coffee. Oh my God, forget it, Mr. Wu Zuowen, let me introduce you to the coffee and you'll understand why. "    

    

All babies are completely speechless.    

    

He started to explain the origins of the coffee to Wu.    

    

It turns out that there are a lot of coffee crops growing in Indonesia, and there is also a local animal called the Musk Cat, which loves to eat fresh coffee beans. These coffee beans ferment and digest in their bodies, eventually becoming the cat's feces and expelling them out of their bodies.    

    

Feces were like grains of coffee beans, which were then baked and processed to become the world's most luxurious coffee beverage because of its scarcity.    

    

"Do you know how much a cup is?"    

    

Van'er asked Wu Chun.    

    

The latter shook her head. She had never heard of this name before, so of course she wouldn't know the price.    

    

"Two hundred per cup!"    

    

"Two hundred yuan for a cup, isn't that killing people!?"    

    

Wu Zewen felt a pang of heartache.    

    

"It's two hundred dollars. It's more than a thousand yuan. If it wasn't for that, that manager would have already chased us out. "    

    

Wu Zewen only felt his head full of black lines. He finally realized that he had just taken off his pants and whined — he had lost a circle of people!    

    

Immediately, he scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "I'm so sorry, I've ruined your mood! I thought it was those smelly cats on the hill behind us. "    

    

Although he said this, he was actually blaming Chen Xiaotian in his heart. If he didn't have nothing to do, he wouldn't have done such a thing.    

    

"Actually, this matter is also my fault. I didn't explain it to you in advance. I thought you knew about it."    

    

When Baby Fan heard this, he began to console Wu Chun.    

    

Wu Shangwen self-deprecatingly laughed: "How would a farmer from a village like me know about these luxury goods of high society?"    

    

"No, no, don't say that. Actually, it's better inside the mountain village. The air there is fresh, the people look simple, the mountains look clean and beautiful." If there's a chance, can you take me to your house to play? "    

    

Baby Fan held Wu Shangwen's big hand and raised his face as he pleaded.    

    

Wu Zewen laughed heartily and said, "Alright, as long as you don't mind the backwater."    

    

When Baby Fan saw the other person agree, he happily laughed like a blooming rose. He could not help but notice that this person was like a goddess.    

    

The two of them stared at each other, silently sharing their feelings. Everything around them became dreamy.    

    

Baby Van slowly closed his eyes and slightly raised his head. She opened her red lips and waited for the sweet kiss.    

    

Wu Shangwen dragged the other party's smooth and round chin. Just as he was about to kiss it, a discordant voice was suddenly heard.    

    

"Aiyo!" This country bumpkin didn't feel like he had lost enough face and ran out onto the street again. What a beautiful flower, but it's stuck in the cow dung. "    

    

"Hehe, a cup of cat dung can be sold for more than 1000 yuan, but cow dung is not worth a single cent on the streets!"    

    

At this time, a few fashionable young men and women walked out from the coffee shop on Star Island. They couldn't help but mock Wu Shangwen and his wife when they saw them, leading the way was the teapot lid.    

    

Wu Zewen remembered that these people were the ones who mocked him the most, but he didn't know that they were with Chen Xiaotian.    

    

After Chen Xiaotian ordered coffee for them, he went straight to the bathroom.    

    

Wu Shangwen didn't want to cause trouble, and just now, it was because of his ignorance that caused this farce. If he were to take revenge now, wouldn't he be too petty?    

    

This sort of matter of children playing house was something Wu Shangwen would never do.    

    

Immediately, he coldly snorted and dragged baby Fan away.    

    

However, it was obvious that this group of people didn't want to let go of this fun.    

    

The teapot's lid immediately blocked their path.    

    

"Little girl, since you're so pretty, can't you find a boyfriend? You have to hang yourself on this crooked tree. If you're willing, can I introduce a boyfriend to you!"    

    

Saying that, he was about to go up and pull baby Fan. This scared baby Fan so much that he quickly hid behind Wu Zewen.    

    

"Get out of the way, a country bumpkin wants to pick up a girl? Scram!" Otherwise, don't blame me for not being a gentleman. "    

    

The lid of the teapot looked at Wu Shangwen, and his two hands pressed against each other, causing the sound of crackling bones to ring out.    

    

Before he came, Brother Tian had said that he wanted to teach this man a lesson.    

    

Wu Shangwen calmly said, "Please get out of the way, we need to go home."    

    

"Go home!?"    

    

The teapot lid seemed to have heard a huge joke and started to laugh. The people behind also started to laugh.    

    

"You, country bumpkin, still have a home. This capital is not a place for you." Get lost! "    

    

The teapot lid finally lost its patience as it punched towards Wu Zewen's face.    

    

However, halfway through his punch, he suddenly stopped.    

    

The face on the teapot lid turned green with pain as its eyeballs bulged out like a pair of goldfish eyes.    

    

Wu Shangwen didn't even move as he kicked the other party's lower abdomen.    

    

The teapot lid fell to the ground while holding onto his stomach in pain, "Get it!"    

    

With a wave of the teapot's lid, the two youngsters behind him let out a strange cry and pounced towards Wu Zewen.    

    

Wu Zewen let out a cold snort. Without even touching the ground, he turned around and sent a kick flying backwards. Pa pa pa. The two people only saw the shadow of his leg sweeping past them and then immediately followed with a neck that looked like it was about to be broken.    

    

The whole process took less than two seconds.    

    

The other rich young masters were stunned. This extraordinary skill that they had only seen in movies had actually appeared in front of their very eyes.    

    

"He's so handsome!"    

    

Immediately, a girl clapped her hands and forgot which part of her body she belonged to.    

    

On the third floor of the Star Island Coffee Shop, Chen Xiaotian was standing in front of a glass window with a cup of coffee in his hand, just in time to see what was happening below.    

    

The reason why he arranged for the teapot lid to take care of Wu Shangwen was because he was beating a dog in the water. He wanted to let baby Fan see that not only was this man so bad, but she couldn't even protect him.    

    

After they beat Wu Shangwen to the ground, he was about to act out a scene of a hero saving a beauty, but now it seemed that his plan had failed.    

    

"These useless things, see if I don't go back and take care of them!" "Hmph, if you dare to touch a woman I like, there will be times when you cry!"    

    

Chen Xiaotian slammed the cup of coffee onto the table, a cold light flashing across his eyes.    

    

Wu Shangwen and baby Fan returned home.    

    

Baby Fan took the key out of his bag to open the door, but the key just couldn't get into the lock. He tried it several times, but it still didn't work.    

    

"Let me take a look!"    

    

Wu Shangwen took the key, pressed it with force, and inserted it with a 'kacha' sound. Then, he opened the door.    

    

"It's been a while. No oil, it's rusted!"    

    

When Baby Fan heard this, he couldn't help but think of those scenes of men and women on BBS. No wonder men had to do everything they had before they entered.    

    

So it was all for the sake of greater success!    

    

"Why is your face so red!"    

    

Wu Congwen did not understand, so he asked Baby Fan.    

    

"It's nothing. I've been walking for a long time and I'm tired. Come over and massage my legs!"    

    

With that, baby Fan sat on the sofa, taking the opportunity to put his two long, smooth legs on the tea table, squinting at Wu Shangwen.    

    

At Wu Zewen's residence.    

    

At this moment, his blissful expression was as if he had fallen into a honey jar. He squatted in front of baby Fan and gently pressed a finger on three miles of acupoints on her leg. True energy flowed through his finger and massaged both of her legs. After entering the baby's body, pressing on the stimulation acupoint would help to eliminate the fatigue. If true energy was added to the acupoint, the effect would be even greater.    

    

The baby originally wanted to hook him, but unexpectedly, a warm current came from his fingers and seeped into his body. The nervousness caused by walking for a long time eased a lot of it.    

    

After pressing it for three miles, Wu Zewen pressed the acupoints on the mountain ridge above her knees again. Waves of heat slowly entered Baby Fan's body, causing her to close her eyes in comfort.    

    

After the two acupuncture points were massaged, Wu Shangwen stopped and looked at baby Fan somewhat awkwardly.    

    

"Why did it stop?"    

    

Baby Fan opened his eyes and said.    

    

"Cough, the following acupuncture points are for supporting purposes."    

    

Wu Shangwen coughed and said.    

    

"Oh, massage is fine, you don't need to tell me."    

    

Baby Van closed his eyes, enjoying the warmth of the hemp flowing through his body.    

    

"This acupuncture point is behind you. You need to turn around."    

    

Wu Zuowen tried to make his voice sound calm.    

    

"Okay." baby Fan replied and turned around.    

    

Wu Congwen's gaze couldn't help but fall on her back, and his hands couldn't help but …    

    

The feel was good.    

    


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