C88 Embarrassment
C88 Embarrassment
If he was unhappy, he would scold and if he refused to accept it, he would fight. There was still a lot more vicious words that had yet to be said. If the other party dared to insult him, he would let them know what was a toast.
If you dare to make a move... He was looking forward to it.
Sure enough, when he said the word "idiot", Zhang Jun and the enchanting woman had very wonderful expressions on their faces. Behind them, the two bodyguards behind them also took a step forward as a murderous look flashed in their eyes.
"Zhang Yang …"
Zhang Yang heard the voice and looked over. He saw Lee Shan's pleading expression as she looked at him and slowly shook her head.
"Alright, let's go."
Zhang Yang sighed and showed a knowing smile. He bent down and picked up Fei. Lee Shan followed behind him and was ready to leave.
"Stop, you want to leave after cursing?"
However, the enchanting woman was unwilling to let it go. Furthermore, she became overbearing. Zhang Jun, who was beside her, laughed coldly, as if he treated himself as an outsider.
"What do you want?"
Lee Shan was afraid that Zhang Yang would be angered and beat her up, so she took a step forward and looked straight at the enchanting woman. Her beautiful eyes were filled with rage.
"What do you think I want?"
The enchanting woman slowly walked forward with two bodyguards following closely behind her. When she neared them, she looked down at Lee Shan and Zhang Yang with disdain.
"I, Lee Qingyue Zhang, am so old, yet no one has ever dared to scold me. Even in the entirety of my Qinghai City, who dares to disrespect me."
Her aura completely diffused outwards. This was a type of condescending attitude that originated from her mentality. It was a kind of natural domineering aura that came from being born, an instinct to look down on ants.
"So you're saying that you were supposed to humiliate us?" Zhang Yang's face immediately darkened.
But who would have thought that when he said these words, the enchanting woman suddenly laughed coldly, "It's your honor to be humiliated by me. You didn't ask around and find out how many people in the Qinghai City begged me to beat up and scold them …"
"Your mouth stinks, and your breath stinks."
Her voice was interrupted by Zhang Yang. One sentence from him was enough to send the enchanting woman into a rage.
However, just as she was about to go berserk, her expression suddenly changed, and her stomach rumbled loudly. Following that, an unstoppable fart suddenly erupted.
"Pfft!"
The sound was very loud!
Very loud!
The surrounding people could clearly hear what was happening.
This voice could be described as something that only appeared once every ten thousand years or so. It was like the deep and deep cry of an old woman.
Instantly.
The surroundings suddenly became silent. Everyone looked over in shock. All of the passersby revealed looks of disgust and quickly dodged.
However, an even more inconceivable scene appeared.
Before the enchanting woman could finish her fart, her body suddenly trembled.
Immediately after, she felt as if something was excreting from her lower body. She could not stop it, and even made a soft hissing sound!
Her lower body turned ice-cold, and a sense of foreboding came over her. She no longer had the haughtiness from before. Instead, she subconsciously looked down at her lower body.
Only to see that on her white dress, which symbolized her nobility and allure, a large portion of it had already been wet.
The flesh-colored stockings that were tightly wrapped around her legs were completely drenched. Even a large amount of water stains appeared on the dry concrete ground beneath her feet.
"Ah!
A piercing scream.
The enchanting woman's face instantly turned red and purple. Her carefully maintained face was filled with panic and disbelief. Her entire body was burning with a fiery heat. That was what she was ashamed of.
She wanted to run, but she did not dare to. Because at this moment, she did not stop, the area of the water stain on the ground where she was standing quickly became larger, like a yellow stream slowly flowing.
All of this happened so quickly that not even three seconds had passed.
The sudden change caused all the passersby to be stunned.
Zhang Jun also looked at the enchanting woman beside him in disbelief. His expression was full of confusion and disbelief. He never thought that his wife would lower her head and pee on her skirt in this kind of situation.
The angry Lee Shan was also shocked by the sudden change, but she quickly reacted and turned her gaze towards Zhang Yang.
It wasn't that she was suspicious, it was Zhang Yang's words just now that made people daydream.
"Your mouth stinks, and your breath stinks."
Although it was just a curse, it couldn't be such a coincidence, right?
Lee Shan was annoyed and amused when she saw Zhang Yang covering his mouth and noses with his hands and avoiding Fei with a disgusted look on his face. She quickly walked up to Zhang Yang and stared at him blandly.
"Why are you looking at me?" Zhang Yang looked surprised, "You don't think I did it?"
"No!" Lee Shan shook her head. She chose to believe Zhang Yang. She chose to believe that it was just a coincidence.
On the other side, the enchanting woman had finally finished peeing. However, she had lost control of her bladder in public. As the general manager of a branch office, this was definitely the most embarrassing and unacceptable thing in her life.
At this moment, she felt so ashamed that she wanted to die. She wanted to smash her head into the ground, dig a hole, and never come out.
She stole a glance around and saw that quite a few people had stopped far away. She felt a little dizzy. She immediately covered her face and screamed as she stumbled towards the parking lot.
Zhang Jun also reacted and turned around to give chase.
However, after taking two steps, he seemed to have thought of something and stopped abruptly. He gritted his teeth and stared at Zhang Yang, "Did you do it?"
From the beginning till the end, the two of them had never come into contact. However, Zhang Yang's words were too coincidental, as if the heavens were purposely cooperating with him.
"You mean, I'm God?"
Zhang Yang looked at him as if he was looking at an idiot, "If I'm in heaven and you dare to bully my woman, then I'll give you a lightning strike the first moment, and it won't be a farting skirt anymore."
His voice was especially loud when he said the last few words. Moreover, his disgusting appearance made him seem as if he was about to vomit.
At this moment, the surrounding pedestrians gradually increased in number as they started to inquire about the details. They were all attracted by Zhang Yang's words.
Seeing him like this, the corners of Lee Shan's mouth curled up into a bashful smile. Her mind was completely occupied by the words' my woman '.
"You … You... Just you wait! "
Zhang Jun's face was ashen as he glared angrily at Zhang Yang. He then turned around and ordered the two bodyguards, "Don't let them go!"
After saying that, he glared at Zhang Yang with incomparable hatred and chased after the enchanting woman without looking back.
Two sturdy bodyguards expressionlessly walked towards Zhang Yang and the other two. One of them coldly said, "Come with us!"
Their eyes were extremely cold and detached. As they walked, the wind blew around them. To be able to become the bodyguard of a bewitching woman, they had definitely gone through rigorous training and could be said to have gone through hundreds of battles.
In fact, since they retired from the army and joined the bodyguard training camp as professional bodyguards, ordinary 30 to 50 people wouldn't be able to get close to them.
When they saw this scene, everyone who was prepared to leave looked over. Some of them even turned on their phones to record the video.
"Let's go."
Zhang Yang didn't even look at them. He handed Fei, who was in his arms, to Lee Shan and gave her a reassuring smile. "Don't worry, everything will be fine."
"Yes."
Lee Shan gave Zhang Yang absolute trust and whispered in reply, but she still couldn't help but quicken her pace.
The two bodyguards' faces turned cold. Completely out of reflex, they charged at the two of them at the same time. In the end, they had undergone rigorous training, so their explosive force was extremely strong.
The passersby on the side quickly moved out of the way, while some of them raised their phones high and aimed their video at the arena.
The two bodyguards intercepted one after the other, and the bodyguards were the first to approach. They instinctively raised their arms and extended their fingers towards Zhang Yang's shoulder.
However, there would always be accidents.
The moment the bodyguard reached out, Zhang Yang turned around as fast as lightning, just like a tiger pouncing on its prey. The bodyguard only felt a cold breeze blowing on his face, instinctively putting his hand in front of his face to protect it!
But it was too late.
Zhang Yang twisted his body and kicked fiercely at Zhang Yang's abdomen. The kick was as fast as lightning. With a dull bang, Zhang Yang was kicked away and only crashed onto the ground after more than ten meters.
The muffled sound made by his right foot caused everyone's heart to skip a beat. A chill went up their spines and up their scalps.
At the same time, they turned around and stomped on the ground. Like cannonballs, their bodies shot out like lightning, smashing into the bodyguards who were about to block them with a knee strike.
The people did not know how hard the knee was. They only saw that before the bodyguard could react, the bodyguard was viciously hit in the chest.
Ka-cha! *
A clear bone-cracking sound could be heard.
This knee strike nearly pierced through the bodyguard's sternum. The moment his knee came into contact with the chest area, the bodyguard's body felt like it had been pressed down by a mountain and he fell onto the ground.
Due to the speed being too fast, it gave off the feeling of being knocked flying at the same time.
When Zhang Yang landed on the ground, the two bodyguards were like a broken sack that had lost its support. Their bodies were curled up, and their faces were completely distorted under the extreme pain.
The hissing sounds coming from their throats were more terrifying than any howls.
Everyone stood dumbstruck on the spot, completely transformed into statues.
The most dumbstruck of them all was the young man on the video screen staring blankly at the screen. The expression on his face was as though he saw the eighteen robust men who were going to rape him, as brilliant as they could get.
F * ck, this is just a dream, it's too surreal.
At this moment, an ear-piercing sound of brakes suddenly rang out.
The door of a van was pushed open, and a dozen or so huge men wearing black suits came down in a line. They quickly rushed over, and the crowd began to stir as they pushed their way through.
"Young Master Zhang, are we late?"
After getting a call from Zhang Yang, the baldy didn't hesitate and immediately called his brothers over. In order to not embarrass Zhang Yang, he made these hooligans wear black suits. They arrived a little later and got off the car to watch the previous scene.
"It's nothing, it's just a small problem."
Zhang Yang clapped his hands and took Fei's hand. Then, he turned around and walked away with big steps.
The baldy looked at the two bodyguards who were panting on the ground with pity. His heart was filled with regret. If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have dressed up so uniformly. It would have been better to show off in front of Young Master Zhang.
However, he was still not ready to let the two of them go. He waved his hand and the ten odd thugs walked over, once again viciously stomping on the two of them.