Farming Boy With A Magic Ring

How come there are so many women dancing in a nice mountainous area all of a sudden? This was because the second and third episodes of the Chen-Xue District were rented out to the public.    

    

These aunties were on vacation in the Paleo-immortal Village during the day. What if they had nowhere to show their burning passion at night? The Paleo-immortal Village prohibited square dancing, so the Chen-Xue District was naturally their first choice.    

    

Not only was it cheap to stay here, but there was also a huge square. It was for them to dance. What was even worse was that there were a lot of single people in the surrounding villages. What big bachelor, small bachelor, medium bachelor. And that old bachelor, these single people would wander around the square every night.    

    

This made the aunties even more interested in dancing. One should know that some aunties did not dance for the sake of fitness. It was for the sake of a slut! Cough! Cough!    

    

There were so many single people here, of course, it would satisfy the hearts of the aunties. Thus, each one of them was thicker than the other. That old waist and old butt twisted, making the surrounding light sticks fall in love with each other!    

    

This time, old ruffian could not resist it either. He twisted that bucket of water around his waist and slipped into the field.    

    

Old ruffian's target was an aunty wearing a green dress and a low waist. Although the aunty in green was an aunty, she was still an aunty. But it's still fair skin, Sissy Xu. That pair of amorous eyes looked at the old wanderers around them and started to emit electricity. In an instant, the electricity made these wanderers lose track of where they were.    

    

Old ruffian randomly twisted in front of the green-dressed aunty and said while drooling, "My skin, your dance is not bad. Teach you Master Loong how to dance!"    

    

If he was in the city, he would have heard someone call him his mother's skin. The lady in green would definitely glare at him angrily. But in this rural area, what kind of manners could you expect from the other party? As the saying goes, go with the customs when you come to the countryside! Not to mention that he was used to the hypocritical pleasantries in the city. When he suddenly heard these vulgar words, on the contrary, the green-dressed aunty felt a sense of freshness.    

    

"Old Brother, you can dance if you want. Come on. I'll teach you. But don't let your wife see it. Be careful that she gets jealous." The aunty twisted her old waist in front of old ruffian as she tried to find out.    

    

Old ruffian laughed loudly. "Damn it, what kind of wife does Master Loong have? He's an old bachelor. If you're unhappy, tell me. Your grandpa is still a boy even now!"    

    

The aunty's eyes lit up when she heard this. She pulled old ruffian back. She leaned into old ruffian's arms and twisted her old waist as she blew into old ruffian's ear. She said affectionately, "Brother, you are so funny. You are still a boy. Who are you lying to? Don't think I don't know about those foot wash and massage shops in your town... Fifty dollars can make you feel good."    

    

Old ruffian held the aunty tightly in his arms and laughed. "Haha, although you, Master Loong, aren't very good at it, you still have quite a high standard. How can I possibly like those women?"    

    

The lady in green was immediately overjoyed when she heard that. She kept rubbing her fat body in old ruffian's arms. She pinched her voice and said coyly, "Aiya, Old Brother, you really know how to talk. You're so humorous. Oh right, can you tell me about your village? "    

    

Old ruffian knew nothing about the village's business. He rolled his eyes a few times and said, "I am naughty. Why should I listen to the village's business? Master Loong will tell you a joke. I promise you that you will laugh when you hear it."    

    

The middle-aged woman nodded. "Okay, okay!"    

    

Old ruffian coughed and said, "He said that Monk Tang is a very careful person. On this day, when he helped Sun Wukong pack his luggage, he saw a hole in Wu Kong's underpants. Monk Tang thought to himself, for the sake of our learning team, Wukong fought and killed every day. It was really not easy. I should help him sew and mend it. So, I found needles and threads to mend the small hole."    

    

" On the second day, he found another hole... So he patiently fixed it up again. The third day was still the same. Although Monk Tang was a bit strange, he still found needles and threads. Just as he was about to mend it, Wu Kong came back and snatched his underpants. He roared angrily, You fixed my small hole. Then tell me, where is my tail? Where is it? Where is it?"    

    

Puchi! The green-dressed lady in old ruffian's arms couldn't help but burst into laughter. She probably laughed too much, but she actually let out a gugu sound and let out a breath. Instantly, a foul smell surrounded old ruffian from below.    

    

Old ruffian was shocked. As he pushed the green-dressed lady away, he angrily shouted, "F * ck, my skin, what did you eat that night? It smells so bad!"    

    

The lady who was pushed away had a vigilant look on her face. "What are you doing? Don't be too greedy. I'll make you smell good for free. You still want to analyze the ingredients? But as long as you have feelings for me, I can let you smell it for free every day! "    

    

Old ruffian was so scared that he turned around and ran," Smell your sister! Oh my, your grandpa doesn't have such a heavy taste! Eh, what is this Deadbeat doing here? "    

    

Not far away, the Deadbeat was making all kinds of funny moves. In front of it was a small bowl. When the money in the small bowl was almost full, the Deadbeat swaggered away with the small bowl.    

    

Old ruffian's curiosity was piqued. He immediately followed behind and saw the Deadbeat walking to the other side of the square. At the entrance of a large shopping mall, an old man was wearing shabby clothes. He rolled his eyes and sat on the ground, pulling the Erhu. Next to the old man sat an old woman who held a bamboo board in her hand and occasionally knocked on it.    

    

She saw that the Deadbeat had returned with a bowl of money. The old woman screamed happily. She got up and took the small bowl from the Deadbeat's mouth. She opened the canvas bag on her shoulder and happily poured all the money into it.    

    

Then, she faced the Deadbeat with both hands and bowed, "Aiya, thank you so much, divine dog! Thank you so much. You often help us old couple. It really touched me. Here, this is a drumstick I specially prepared for you. You eat it."    

    

"Woof! Woof!" The Deadbeat shook its head, then quickly ran to the Paleo-immortal Village.    

    

Looking at the back of the Deadbeat, the old woman said in a low voice. " Old man, this won't do. This damned dog won't be fooled. If it doesn't eat it, we won't be able to do it. What if we can't catch it? We've already stayed here for so many days. When they see us, they look at us with disdain. Look, we only asked for one yuan this night. If it wasn't for this old dog who asked for a bowl of money for us, we would have gone to the north to eat."    

    

The old man rolled his eyes and thought for a moment before saying," It's very likely that it doesn't eat chicken drumsticks. How about this? Tomorrow, we'll stuff the medicine into the meat buns. Isn't there a saying that goes' meat buns beat dogs, and there's no return '? I'm not afraid that it won't eat it. "    

    

"Hmph, as long as it eats it, it'll obediently listen to us. When the time comes, I'll bring it around to perform non-stop. Why would I be afraid that we won't have the money to play cards? Let's go, let's go to town and play mahjong! " After saying that, he didn't even roll his eyes as he stood up. He took it out. He made a call to his gambler on his iPhone.