C466 A Sneeze
C466 A Sneeze
"This subordinate dare not. If the princess is willing to take this risk... If she was willing to let Big Yellow become a stupid dog, then this subordinate would ferry him. But princess, we have to make this clear first. If Big Yellow becomes a stupid dog... If we encounter something that we can't resist in the Fallen Immortal Mountain, we won't be able to accept it." Dongmei said in a serious tone. As the saying goes, blood brothers settle accounts clearly. This matter had to be explained clearly first. Otherwise, if something were to happen, no one would be able to account for it.
"This..." Little Princess was in a dilemma for a long time. She thought that the bigger picture was more important, but she really did not believe that Yang Hsingchen would be knocked out by her so easily.
One should know that she had hit Yang Hsingchen quite a lot during this period of time. She had used whips, whips, stones, and sticks to stab him. That time, Yang Hsingchen had not been hurt at all. Why did he pass out so easily today?
It couldn't be a pretense, right? Right, I might as well test it out first. If it really did faint, then I'll just help it breathe. If it's an act, then this princess will beat it to death!
Thinking of this, Little Princess's tone suddenly changed and became cold as she said. " Hmph, I am the daughter of a noble country, how can I let a dog off with my mouth facing each other! Furthermore, it is a lecherous dog! Hmph hmph, since this lewd dog is unconscious, this princess might as well kill it!" After saying that, she pulled out the Longsword.
"Princess, you mustn't! Let us breathe for it!" Qiu Ye and Dongmei cried out at the same time.
"Get out of the way! What's the use of ferrying it? What's the use of ferrying it alive? Isn't it just a stupid dog? What does a stupid dog want? Get out of the way. Otherwise, don't blame me for not recognizing you with my sword."
The two of them had never seen Little Princess so serious before, so they could only move aside with tears in their eyes. Little Princess's eyes were wide open as she shouted, "Pervert, to be able to die under this princess's sword, it can be considered your fortune. Look at the sword! " The sword ruthlessly pierced towards Yang Hsingchen's chest.
Yang Hsingchen, who was lying on the ground, laughed coldly in his heart. My Little Princess... Don't really have any intention to kill Master Gou. If that sword in your hand were to get close to Master Gou's dog fur, it would be weird if Master Gou didn't suck your martial arts dry immediately! Hmph hmph, what eighth princess? If you want to take my life... What do I have to acknowledge you for!
With the Conversion Arts, this heaven defying ability, Yang Hsingchen had something to rely on in his heart. He was not afraid that Little Princess would really want to kill him.
Actually, he pretended to faint because he wanted to scare these girls at the beginning. He was just joking with them. After being messed up by that old man, Yang Hsingchen thought to himself. He might as well let them vent their anger for him so that he could take the opportunity to kiss them. Speaking of which, he had been helping them for so many days, so it was time for him to collect some interest.
Later on, it became everyone's wish to let Little Princess breathe. Up until now, Little Princess had become angry from embarrassment and had started to use her sword against him. This was indeed something that Yang Hsingchen did not expect.
But this was also good. It allowed Yang Hsingchen to clearly see what kind of person Little Princess was, and see if she would be willing to sacrifice her lips for his life.
Yang Hsingchen was secretly observing Little Princess. When had Little Princess not been secretly observing him?
When experts fought, it was all about endurance! It was all about courage!
The Longsword in Little Princess's hand fiercely stabbed down with a swoosh. The dog fur on Yang Hsingchen's chest... It stopped about a millimeter away from ___'s chest. Seeing that Yang Hsingchen still did not move, she helplessly put away the Longsword. " Alright, let me do it. It seems like I really bullied it too much. It made it so angry that it fell sick. "
The four girls saw that Little Princess had finally softened her heart and wanted to help Big Yellow vent his anger. They all smiled happily. Especially Qiu Ye and Dongmei whose eyes were still tearing up, they grinned again.
"Then do you all think that this princess will help it breathe, or will I help it breathe?" Little Princess scratched her head and asked in a dilemma.
"Princess, I think it is better to blow it. Think about it. If you are helping it breathe, it is equivalent to making its stomach angry. If you suck it into your mouth, and even your stomach, how dirty is that? You might as well blow your air onto it! " Xia He suggested from the side.
Yang Hsingchen was furious when he heard that. He cursed in his heart, Damn it, you're the one who's dirty in your stomach. Your whole family is dirty in your stomach!
Little Princess nodded repeatedly when she heard that. "Yes, yes. It's better to blow air to it."
She looked at Yang Hsingchen, who was lying on the ground, and scolded fiercely. " I've never kissed a man in my entire life! I never thought that I would be won by a perverted dog like you for the first time. Thinking about it, I really can't accept it! "
" Princess, don't think too much about it. You're just giving it a pass, not a real kiss. Don't worry, there's a difference between the two. " Qiu Ye quickly consoled.
"Tsk, you make it sound like you have kissed a man before. Pervert, listen carefully to this princess. If you go into the mountains later, if you don't help this princess find the Divine Dragon properly, this princess will definitely chop you into eight pieces!" His voice was filled with anger and shyness. There was even a faint hint of weeping.
When Yang Hsingchen heard this, he sighed in his heart. So it turned out that she didn't want to kill him. It turned out that she was willing to lower her body and breathe, not because he had saved her, but because she wanted him to help her find the dragon! Hehe, the more you are like this, the more Master Gou will let you do it!
Little Princess was not willing to give up and sent out another round of harsh words. Only then did she squat down and close her eyes. With a huff, she slowly moved her small mouth towards Yang Hsingchen's dog mouth.
A man and a dog's two mouths were getting closer and closer. At this moment, a little bug flew over. There were originally many bugs in the wilderness. This man and dog both had their eyes closed. Of course, they did not see the little bug.
The little bug flew into Yang Hsingchen's nostrils. Yang Hsingchen felt an itch in his nostrils and couldn't help but say, "Ah!"
What a big sneeze. The sneeze was so big that his tears and snot burst out all of a sudden.
Little Princess was closing her eyes and pursing her red lips as she inched closer to Yang Hsingchen's dog mouth. Suddenly, Yang Hsingchen sneezed, causing her face to be filled with mucus and saliva. It scared her so much that she instinctively screamed and plopped down. She fell to the ground. He wiped his face and mouth with his hand. F * ck, this smell!
"Ah! Pervert, I'm going to kill you!" Little Princess let out a shrill scream!
Yang Hsingchen was so scared that his dog body trembled and he crawled up on his bones. He immediately ran towards the Fallen Immortal Mountain. While fleeing, he felt pity in his heart. Why did he sneeze at such a good opportunity? 'It's really too unlucky to be able to enjoy it. ' Otherwise, if he could get a kiss from the princess, he would have reached the pinnacle of dog life! In the future, he wouldn't be able to become an adult. When he saw other dogs, he still had the capital to brag.
This was good. He did not get any advantage and was even seen through by Little Princess. It was really not worth it!
"Hey, Big Yellow, you run slowly. We can't see you anymore! Big Yellow, come back! Don't run anymore!" Qiu Ye's anxious voice sounded from behind.