C1637 Playing with Balloons
C1637 Playing with Balloons
"Stop making such a fuss and just turn around." Lan Lan didn't pay any more attention to Xu Fann after she finished speaking and just went to take a bath.
Xu Fann originally thought that he was resolute enough, but now that Lan Lan didn't stir the water even once, Xu Fann felt like he was being scratched in his heart by a rat, and his face flushed red.
"Wealth, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom …" Xu Fann tried to calm down his fluctuating mood by reciting the core values of socialism.
"What are you muttering about?" At this time, Lan Lan suddenly spoke to Xu Fann. Xu Fann, who had initially felt slightly calmer, suddenly felt a wave surge up in his heart.
"It's nothing. I'm just trying to calm my emotions." Xu Fann said without hiding anything.
"Come over here and help me wipe my back. It's a little itchy on my back." Xu Fann immediately refused, "No!"
Lan Lan was a little surprised, then asked, "What's wrong? Since you're not going to help me with such a small matter, then go and get that waiter, he can help me wipe it off. "
Xu Fann felt like he was going crazy, he turned around and said: "Sister! No, grandmother, you are still a lady of feudal society. Do you think I'm a man? "You are trying to seduce me into committing a crime, do you know that?"
"Oh?" Lan Lan laid on the bathtub and looked curiously at Xu Fann. "I feel like you're just a big grandson, what are you talking about? Back when I was at home, didn't the servants clean my back like this before?"
"At that time, how old were you? How old are you now? You don't even know a little about the matters between men and women." Xu Fann directly said.
"I understand, but you won't do anything to me. You're my grandson. Fine, I won't help. Go and bring that balloon over for me to play with. It's very boring anyway, I'll take a bath." Lan Lan said innocently.
"…"
Xu Fann was about to go crazy. Ignoring Lan Lan, he threw the bags of Durex to Lan Lan, and leaned on the bed, ready to communicate with the Fire Qilin. A lot of things had happened recently, Xu Fann still had a few things he wanted to understand about the Fire Qilin.
"Bam!"
A sound startled Xu Fann. When he looked back, it was Lan Lan who blew up a "balloon", Xu Fann turned his head away embarrassedly, no longer looking at Lan Lan's side.
"I'm almost done bathing. Pack these balloons, I still have to play tomorrow." Lan Lan said in the bathtub and was about to get up. Xu Fann quickly glanced over and said, "Grandma, can you protect yourself for a bit? If I had any thoughts, I would take all the advantage."
"What kind of bargain are you talking about?" It was unknown when Lan Lan had appeared behind Xu Fann. Xu Fann was frightened quite badly. He quickly stood up and glanced at Lan Lan. At this moment, Lan Lan was only wearing a towel.
"Gudong!"
Xu Fann swallowed his saliva and felt his face heat up. Then, he said, "What else could it be? "Why ask when you already know the answer."
Lan Lan started to dress in front of Xu Fann with an indifferent attitude and said, "Unless you want to stop on the road of cultivation, you won't give up no matter how I see it."
"But you can't do that! "No matter what, I am still a normal man." Xu Fann couldn't stand it any longer, so he turned his head to the other side and said.
"With just this little bit of mental fortitude, what will you do if you meet a beauty?" Lan Lan's voice was extremely alluring when she spoke. Xu Fann sometimes really suspected that Lan Lan was doing it on purpose.
"If it's a beauty's trick, I'll kill her with a single strike!" Xu Fann said with a stern expression. Lan Lan grinned and said, "Come, kill Grandma."
"What nonsense are you talking about? How can this be compared?" Xu Fann said helplessly.
"Alright, I just want you to stabilize your dao heart. I won't tease you in the future." Lan Lan's tone became a bit more serious when she spoke.
Hearing Lan Lan's words, Xu Fann felt much better and said, "Alright, that's good."
However, at this moment, Lan Lan came close to Xu Fann's ear and said, "If you have any ideas, I won't reject it."
Just as Xu Fann was about to explode, Lan Lan ran over while laughing out loud. Sitting on the bed by herself and fiddling with the TV, Xu Fann had no choice but to give up. He took out the Carbuncle Sword and started waving it around in the mortal world.
Xu Fann nodded in satisfaction. He put away the Carbuncle Sword and sheathed it into his spatial ring. After he was done, he slowly opened his eyes. Lan Lan came over and asked, "Big grandson, quickly tell me, how did you suddenly get such a good sword!"
Seeing Lan Lan staring at him with wide eyes, Xu Fann didn't know what to say. He thought for a moment, then waved the spatial ring in his hand and said, "This spatial ring was given to me by Marshal Wu Tie, it hasn't been taken out since."
"Tia Xuan? "What a familiar name." Xu Fann recounted what happened to Tia Xuan to Lan Lan. After he finished, Xu Fann noticed that Lan Lan's mood wasn't right, so he asked, "Hey, are you alright? You're doing fine again. Do women usually do this?"
"I'm fine, Tia Xuan played with me for a long time when he was young. He stayed at my house when he was young, but then when something happened to my dad, there was no news of him." Lan Lan said.
"It seems like you guys are childhood sweethearts." Xu Fann joked.
Just as Xu Fann finished his sentence, Lan Lan glared at Xu Fann and said, "At that time, we were only 3 or 5 years old, but just sent a message because we had feelings for each other. What are you thinking about?"
He didn't know why Lan Lan would have such a reaction. It was as if her daughter-in-law was misunderstood by her husband. Xu Fann scratched his nose awkwardly and said with a smile: "Jokes, jokes, I'll pay attention next time."
"Humph, if you do this again next time, I will give you the Thousand Slaughter Poison Gu!" As Lan Lan said that, she raised her hand. Suddenly, a black aura shrouded her hand. This aura gave people a strong sense of pressure, causing Xu Fann to feel his head shrink back.